Transformers

‘Transformers 4′ To Have All-New Cast?

We know Michael Bay is back for another round, with the news that he’ll direct Transformers 4. But what of the cast, at least the human cast who don’t have the ability to change into a sword-wielding robot at a moment’s notice? Which includes Shia Labeouf, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. In an...
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Spielberg Wants Bay… For ‘Transformers 4′

Michael Bay has publicly stated that he doesn’t think he’ll be making any more Transformers movie. Three is enough, even for the master of the ‘do everything the same, just bigger’ sequel. Even if he were to make Transformers 4 then it wouldn’t be for a while as he wants to go away and make...
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Bay Denied ‘Transformers 4 & 5′ Rumors

A few days ago came news that fourth and fifth Transformers movies were being planned, with Hasbro not about to give up the chance to make a ton of money from these unfathomably-popular movies. Despite Michael Bay’s statement that the third film would be his final journey to the world of the Transformers, Hasbro CEO...
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Fox Hasn’t Seen ‘Transformers 3′

Megan Fox is one lucky lady. No, not because she allegedly slept with Shia LaBeouf as I’m not entirely convinced that would be a pleasurable experience, but because she hasn’t yet seen Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. That alone makes me wish I was her. Then again, Dark Of The Moon wasn’t quite as bad...
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‘Transformers 3′ Makes $1 Billion… Ugh

It’s official, the world is about to end. I’m sorry folks, but this is it. We’re all doomed, we’re going down, we’re absolutely screwed. Beelzebub is about to rise again, no doubt aided and abetted by Michael Bay holding a 3D camera and calling for MORE ACTION!!! Transformers: Dark of the Moon has now brought...
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Don Murphy Talks More ‘Transformers’

Although Paramount hasn’t yet officially announced its plans for the Transformers series, I think anyone with even half a brain (Shia LaBeouf, I’m looking at you) knows that Dark Of The Moon won’t be the last we’ll see of Optimus Prime and co. It looks unlikely LaBeouf will be involved, but I’m still not convinced...
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Statham Sought For ‘Transformers 4′?

There is guaranteed to be a fourth Transformers movie. Dark Of The Moon has made enough money that I suspect Paramount will make a move to get the sequel in place pretty damn quickly. And if not then they’re mugs. Because despite the lack of quality, these films are guaranteed money-makers. However, with Shia LaBeouf...
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‘Dark Of The Moon’ Breaks Records

Transformers: Dark Of The Moon is set to break the four-day record for box office takings over the Fourth of July weekend, knocking Spider-Man 2 off the lofty perch it has held since 2004. Despite being a terrible film. There’s only one film anyone is really going to see this weekend. Cars 2 is doing...

‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Movie Review

If you like Shia LaBeouf being Shia LaBeouf you’ll like Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. If you like endless action scenes that drag on and on you’ll like Transformers: Dark Of The Moon. If you like unnecessary shots of supposedly hot women in their pants that last just a little too long you’ll like Transformers:...
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AICN Likes Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’

The big movie release this week is unquestionably Transformers: Dark Of the Moon. This latest Michael Bay epic is the very reason the term ‘Summer Blockbuster’ was created. The only problem is it could suck. Revenge Of The Fallen did, after all. There are very few reviews doing the rounds yet, but AICN has published...
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Bay, LaBeouf Talk ‘Transformers 2′

Like most people I know, I really didn’t appreciate Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The issues were numerous, but I’d say the relentless action, awful script, overlong running time, and comedy characters were the main reasons it was mauled by the critics. However, it did great business at the box office, mainly because we all...
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LaBeouf and Bay Done With ‘Transformers’

A lot of people really don’t like Michael Bay. A similar number of people really don’t like Shia LaBeouf. And a whole slew of other people hate the Transformers movies. I think this can be considered a good day for all of those people. The reason for this is MTV News asking Labeouf whether Transformers:...
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Bay Hopes ‘Transformers 3′ Won’t Suck

There are some out there who think both Transformers movies sucked. I’m not in that group. I loved the first one, and absolutely hated the second. Everything that was great about the first was lost in the second. The main problem with Revenge of the Fallen was the storyline, or more accurately the total lack...
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Bay Talks ‘Transformers 3′, 3D

Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen sucked ass, in my opinion. I just found it so dull, not through a lack of action but because the continuous set-pieces had nothing good holding them all together. You know, like a decent storyline. However, both the Transformers movies have been visually stunning, and the third film, Transformers: Dark...
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Nolan Loves Michael Bay – WTF?

Most people don’t really rate Michael Bay as a director. I know that’s a sweeping statement but even Bay himself probably realizes as much. He’s not going to care what others think of him, as he’s a multi-millionaire who keeps getting work. And to be fair, he’s good at what he does, which is deliver...
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