According to the latest copy of the National Enquirer, the real reason behind Katie Holmes’ divorce from Tom Cruise is that he was a total monster to her. Hard to believe, right? Ha. I couldn’t even write that without chuckling first.
The magazine features Tom and Katie on the front cover of their newest issue. They claim that Tom was a monster and that Katie suffered a secret breakdown. I don’t doubt it one bit, considering that she’s finally being seen out and about and she looks completely elated to be away from that couch jumping weirdo.
They claim to expose Katie’s tortured life and all of the abuse, punishments and humiliation that she suffered during her time as Mrs. Tom Cruise. The tabloid also talks about the settlement deal and what he’s hiding. Could it be that he’s part of some crazed cult that shuns people as soon as they decide to leave the church?
We were hoping that Katie would say something about her time within the cult, but alas, we’ve heard that David Miscavige will do whatever is necessary to keep ex-members’ mouths shut. Perhaps there was a huge payoff involved? What does Katie know?!???
