The Kardashians Are Already Buying Funeral Plots

Kim, Khloe and Kris Jenner (and possibly others from the “Klan”) have decided to check out funeral plots for their growing Kardashian-Jenner famewhoring family. TMZ reports that Kim, Khloe and Kris were joined by Kourtney, Rob and Bruce at Hollywood Forever Cemetery in order to purchase land for their bodies when they’ve famewhored themselves to death.

Spies close to the Kardashians say that the family was at the famed cemetery in order to purchase a family plot. The family have yet to pick out an exact place, but are in the process of figuring it all out.

We don’t find it strange that they are trying to find their final resting places. A lot of people do that in various stages of their lives and it’s a very responsible thing to do — as opposed to leaving it for the people you left behind. What we find strange is how the paparazzi knew that they were even there.

It would be totally creepy if this were to appear on an upcoming episode of their craptastic show. Why do the Kardashian girls want to be buried away from their father? Weird?

It’s not like we didn’t know these twatwaffles would famewhore out their own deaths for the photo opp, right?

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