The AP has already written Britney Spears obituary

The AP has said that they have Britney Spears’ obituary already written up, just in case something happens to her. I guess her January 3rd incident confirmed that they needed to do this in advance.

Britney’s life has been nothing but a rollercoaster of ups and downs ever since she and ex-husband Kevin Federline went their separate ways.

Besides being forced to go to the hospital by K-Fed’s goons and strapped to a guerney recently, Britney is often chased by the paparazzi, who “cause her” to run redlights and stop signs. Britney does drive like a maniac.

Maybe she’s been lucky so far. But it is kind of a sick idea that they pre-write these.