Riiiiiiip! Hear that? Is that the sound of Brangelina splitting?
Nah, it’s just Angie’s pants. In London. At a movie premiere.
Yes, you may laugh now.
Turns out that the Allmighty Angelina Jolie is human too, and her pants split just like the rest of us. The difference is, Brad Pitt’s hand was there to cover her threat of ass-crack exposure, but is conspicuously absent when the same fate happens to the common folk of the world. Sigh.
There is a consolation prize for us schmucks, however, as Ang was said to have soiled her tricked-out Christian Louboutin heels by stepping in a wad of gum that very same night.
How’s that for a little normalcy, Angie?
Source: People
