Spencer Pratt was in Costa Rica trying to do the whole “dog exchange” thing with wife Heidi Montag. During his visit, he said he was getting back to doing some hunting. Afterward, while trying to get on a plane for Los Angeles, he was said to have forgotten that he had a gun on him. So, he was arrested for felony possession of a firearm. Nice.
But that begs the question: Why didn’t they keep him???
Of his arrest, he said, “As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”
What he fails to mention are the details surrounding the “chicken incident”. Does that mean he tried to have sex with a chicken? I wouldn’t put it past him. Not for the tabloid gossip that would ensue. But, as always, we’re left wondering.
But again, why didn’t they keep him??? They should have. That would’ve made an awesome headline.