Snooki was in court earlier today for her disorderly conduct charge. The judge referred to her as a “Lindsay Lohan wannabe” and said that he wasn’t sure that her dignity was worth a paycheck. He also said that he didn’t know whether or not her drunken antics were scripted as part of Jersey Shore, to which she replied they weren’t.
As a result of her tomfoolery, Snooki was sentenced to pay $500 in fines, $33 in court costs and two days worth of community service. What’s funny is that she has already gotten credit for one day, which she did recently. She had to clean dog poop at Popcorn Park Zoo. Nice!
She’s set to perform her last day of community service with animal control on the Shore. I wonder if they’re going to be filming that for the show! Now that would give me a reason to watch. Could you imagine the video?!? Hilarious.
