Slim Fast offers Eminem a slimming deal

Eminem, also known as Slim Shady, is apparently not that slim anymore. According to sources, the rapper ballooned up to 200 pounds over the holidays. He was in the hospital after experiencing severe pneumonia and a heart condition.

Never fear, though, the Slim Fast people have a plan for our dear rapping genius. They are offering to foot the bill for Shady to use their products to get slim again. They are also offering him a diet to go along with that.

Here’s what a Slim Fast spokesperson had to say about Eminem:

Slim-Fast is a program that can really work for someone like Eminem; it’s a doable and flexible approach. Slim-fast would love to offer Eminem product and assistance to help him become a potential S-F success story.”

I don’t think Slim needs their Slim Fast shakes and stuff to get healthy again. He’s got enough money to hire a personal trainer and get back down to size if he wants. Besides, men carry weight differently than women. I doubt that a heavier Shady would have any trouble still getting a date, he’s still cute.