Poor Matthew Broderick. Imagine having to deal with the mood swings of a wife who’s been said to look like a “foot” and a “horse”. Now, add Maxim Magazine’s smack down that she’s just plain “Unsexy” and watch out! That Ferris Bueller-playin’ mo-fo is going to wish he had a whole lotta days off.
Sad, but true, Sarah Jessica Parker has been named Maxim’s Most Unsexy Woman. What an honor. And they’ve made the announcement in such a gentle way. Here, see for yourself:
“How the hell did this Barbaro-faced broad manage to be the least sexy woman in a group of very unsexy women and still star on a show with ’sex’ in the title?”
But SJP wasn’t the only one that made the list. The top five was rounded out with:
#2 – Ms. Rehab herself, Amy Winehouse, for her pasty skin and bat-lookin’ lashes.
#3 – Grey’s Anatomy’s Sandra Oh, for her skinny ass and crappy beside manner.
#4 – The once uber-sexy Material Girl, Madonna, who has evidently succumbed to post-martimonial nastiness.
#5 – (Big Shocker Alert): Britney Spears, for her two useless exes, and 23-lbs worth of Funyon Pudge.
Kind of makes you glad you’re not a Hollywooder now, doesn’t it? Suddenly, looking in the mirror doesn’t seem so bad.