Robert Kardashian has just become the King of TMI! Apparently he has gained some weight, so now he feels as if his junk is slowly disappearing. Why on Earth would he want to share that with anyone on the planet?!?
When speaking with Ryan Seacrest on that Kardashian special of theirs, Ryan had the unfortunate job of hearing Rob talk about his diminishing man parts. He told the radio and TV host, “Every time I hop in the shower and see myself naked I cry. My penis looks so small now.”
Interestingly enough, Rob has put on about 40 pounds in the past two months. Something, I’m sure, he is attributing to his disappearing junk. He said, “The upside is, every time you lose ten pounds you gain an inch on your penis.”
So basically he’s saying that he wasn’t working with that much to begin with. Got it. He’s so gross, does anyone really want to have sex with this guy anyway?!?