Perez Hilton is keeping the “I kissed John Mayer” story going on and on and on. Give it a rest, guy, no one really believes that John Mayer laid one on you for any length of time, let alone five minutes.
Perez has hit out at John’s publicist who scurried to get a denial out asap, saying that when he was kissing John, Jessica Simpson was there, rubbing John’s crotch the whole time.
I so believe that one.
As Paris Hilton would say, “That’s hot!” But it’s not…at all…ever.