People Are Protesting Bradley Cooper’s Sexiest Man Alive Title

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If you thought that Ryan Gosling was robbed of People’s Sexiest Man Alive title, then congratulations, you are not alone. Not only are people occupying Wall Street, but now they’re occupying People. Ha!

Bradley Cooper was named this year’s Sexiest Man Alive, but their decision has spawned some protests. Around 15 people are protesting, wearing Ryan Gosling masks, standing in the rain outside of People magazine’s office in Manhattan.

One of the protesters, Matt Stopera, said, “We are devastated. Gosling’s left arm alone makes him the Sexiest Man Alive. Hello, look at his abs!”

People’s editor, Liz Sporkin, said, “Bradley Cooper is the whole package. He’s gorgeous, talented, brainy, loves his mom, can cook up a storm and speaks fluent French! Who can argue with that?”

Apparently these people can!

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