Paris Hilton Might Get Sent To Jail In Dubai?

Oh please, God, where do we sign up to make this a reality?

While filming her reality show in Dubai, Paris Hilton was snapped wearing a two-piece bikini, looking all skanky, as usual. She was warned that she should be respecting the culture of the people of the area, but she opted to do whatever she wanted.

This tramp was even banned from wearing a bikini so not to offend the locals. And what does she do? She makes us look bad as a country for wearing skimpy clothes.

A source says, “Paris has made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules.”

Let’s start a petition to get her put back in jail. Who’s with me?