Paris Hilton is looking for a new British best friend!

Paris Hilton is launching a scathing attack on the U.K.!

She says that she’s looking for a British best friend, so that when she’s over there, they can hang out. It’s not surprising to see Paris out there looking for another “friend”. What the British people don’t know is that when she invades, she really invades every aspect of their merchandising, media, and any other outlet that she can stick her restructured nose into.

She says, “I’m in the U.K. all the time, but of course I can’t bring all my friends, so I’ve decided to look for a new BFF across the pond. I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won’t be a backstabber. I’m not leaving London until I find that amazing girl or guy who can meet the challenges of being my British bestie!”

Yay for the U.K. Please keep her!