Paris Hilton has apparently found her true calling on this planet. Instead of being a DJ, perfumer or even a useless waste of oxygen, she can always occupy your local dive bar doing karaoke. Just remember, this one doesn’t possess any real talent, so her singing ability will always be sub-par.
During a night out with friends in Shangai, Paris decided to pick up a microphone and publicly embarrass herself. I know, it’s not the first time that she has embarrassed herself publicly — and you’d think we would be used to it. But every time it happens, it’s like a gift.
She decided to sing Carly Rae Jepsen’s song Call Me Maybe on Sunday. She took to her Twitter account to say, “So much fun last night at the karaoke bar with @HurricaneCari & friends. Song of the night – Call Me Maybe @CarlyRaeJepsen #LoveIt”.
Hurricane Paris has left China, but we hear she’s heading to New York next. Beware New Yorkers, she may invade your dumpiest bars within the next few days. If you hear the sound of wailing coming from some craphole bar around the corner, that’s Paris.