We should call this one the Chronicles of the Shirtless Wonder, because it looks like Matthew McConaughey doesn’t own any, ever. And we’re not complaining, Mattie boy is hot.
A snapper was attempting to take pictures of our shirtless friend at the beach, when he was attacked by a mob of surfers who threw his camera into the ocean.
Here’s what went down:
“I’ll give you a thousand bucks if you leave right now,” one of the young men in swimsuits tells the photographers. Another shoves a photographer filming the scene, and still another says, “We’ll draw a line in the beach, and we’ll fight for the beach. If you guys win, you can have the beach.”
When one member of the group shouts at a photographer, “Get a … real job,” the photographer replies, “This is a real job. What do you do?” The man replies: “I just drink beer and party.”
That’s what I aspire to do, drink beer and party. Forget bills and having a real job, let’s all just get drunk!
