Pamela Anderson denies dating Michael Jackson

Pamela Anderson is laughing off the rumors that she is dating Michael Jackson.

Pam says while a guest on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show, “He just wants me to be in a video. My life is so interesting. My life is a blur.”

Ellen asked, “So seriously, have you been hanging out with him?” And Pam answered cryptically, “It happens….skin cancer and Vicodin. I don’t know….I have a lot of interesting friends.”

I hope it’s true. Pam needs to stay away from the weirdos. Hasn’t she had enough douchebags in her life already? I mean, “skin cancer and Vicodin”? What kind of answer is that? Is she referring to Michael and his weirdness?