Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon are married?

Multiple sources have come out with the news today that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have officially tied the knot, but we’re still not so sure.

Latina magazine first started the online buzz by saying that the couple got married on an undisclosed island in what an unnamed source called a “very impulsive” ceremony.

Sounds very he-said she-said to me.

Sources say that the ceremony was small and Da Brat was there to witness the occasion. Wherever they are, they haven’t yet gotten a marriage license.

There’s also some speculation and even snarkiness going around about the engagement ring that Nick gave to Mariah. It’s being said that the $2.5 million ring was a hand-me-down from Nick’s ex Selita Ebanks.

Wait…is Ashton Kutcher’s show still around??