Lindsay Lohan is going to marry Samantha Ronson?

News of the World is reporting that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are planning on getting married in a private ceremony later this year. They say that it’s so serious, that Lindsay has been out shopping for her dress. She is said to be leaning towards wearing a white Chanel mini-dress and of course, Sam will be wearing the tux and top hat.

Are you sold yet?

Dina Lohan is set to welcome Sam into the family with a real party, done up Lohan style (ie: lots of booze and cameras). She is said to be hashing out the details of the party, but it’s said to be later on this year.

Her father, on the other hand, says that he pretty much wouldn’t walk her down the aisle and she wouldn’t ask him to, due to his Christian faith.

I’m calling BS on the whole thing. They’re not getting married. They’re not dating each other. They’re having their kicks at the media’s expense. Well played, ladies.