Levi Johnston To Dance On ‘Dancing With The Stars’?

Has the world just realized that maybe Levi Johnston’s fifteen minutes are up?

I guess the “Playgirl” thing didn’t work out as well as he wanted it to, huh? After his manager promised us the Full Monty and all we were left with is his gayface holding a towel over his goodies, I doubt people were rushing to get this not-so-special issue of the magazine.

Levi has decided to try and scape the bottom of the Z-list barrel and try out for “Dancing With The Stars”. But little does Levi know, that the more famous you are, the longer you last on the show. So he’d be eliminated faster than you can say “Macy Gray”.

While watching the season finale of the show, Levi said, “I think if my phone were to ring right now, I would probably say yes.”

At least he’d probably show more skin than he did for the photoshoot. He’s a tool that no one likes right now, so I don’t think the producers of the show are going to ring his phone off the hook anytime soon.