Get ready for the STFU moment of the century: Turns out that ex boy-bander, Lance Bass, was once married. To a female. Hm. How does that taste with your morning coffee?
According to EOnline, Lance tied the knot with a pal of his back in “like, ’99, 2000,” in what he said was “one of those crazy moments.” Guess so. He went on to say:
“In fact, the only reason we did it is because we wanted to get free drinks all night. And we didn’t get one. We’re like, ‘We just got married!’ They’re like, ‘Ah. Whatever.’ “
“You know it was one of those crazy moments where you’re with a friend and you’re like ‘Hey, wouldn’t it be fun if we did this?’ and that’s all that happened. It’s the Vegas thing to do.”
Well sure, doesn’t everybody get married to score free drinks? Oh wait, that’s just Brit.
In other news, Bass recently released his no-doubt scintillating memoir called Out of Sync on October 23. The outed star says he’s currently dating, but taking things slow. Wonder if they do gay weddings in Vegas? Stay tuned.