Someone stole Lance Armstrong’s racing bike! What the eff is this world coming to? But see, celebrities are like us. They get their crap stolen, too. Only thieves can pawn that crap on eBay for tons more than any used toaster I’ve got.
Lance took to Twitter to discuss the stolen bike and says that he’s offering a reward for it’s return.
The bike was stolen from a truck outside his hotel in Sacramento, California, sometime this passed weekend.
He says, “There is only one like it in the world, therefore hard to pawn it off. Reward being offered.”
He doesn’t specify how much his one-of-a-kind bike means to him, but I can imagine that he’s not going to get it back cheap.