On Friday, we told you that Kris Humphries’ former girlfriend Myla Sinanaj is pregnant. He was so distraught by his divorce from Kim Kardashian that he went and banged the first girl who resembled her. Ha.
Well, now we’re hearing that Kris’ family is seriously hoping that the baby is not his. I guess he has such a strong moral fiber that they don’t want him having any babies out of wedlock? Wait, he is married — just not to her. This story is the gift that keeps on giving.
His family apparently heard the baby news the same way all of us did and they’re hoping that Maury Povich creeps out of the woodwork to say, “Kris — you are NOT the father!” His family was said to be miffed that he kept the possibility of his impending fatherhood away from them.
Kris’ family will love the child if it is his, but say that they’re hoping that it’s not. Meanwhile, Myla is dropping her case against the NBA star in hopes of a reconciliation. She wants to have all of his Lurch babies.