Kate Beckinsale can’t stop talking about her lady parts

Kate Beckinsale must really love her nether regions. So much, that she has decided to talk about it whenever she pleases.

Recently, she compared her ‘down there’ area to the tomb of a pharoah, but now she has spoken out about how she forgot to wear underwear at a recent event. It was a premiere, no less and she thought that the paparazzi snapped her ala Britney Spears.

She says, “It was one of those nights when I wore a supertight dress that you couldn’t have worn anything under, since it would have showed. The paparazzi were literally lowering their cameras like speculums when I got out of the car. On the way home, I said to my husband ‘Darling, I think they might have gotten it.’ And so when we pulled in I made him re-enact the thing with his camera - a sort of crime-scene run through. It appears I survived unscathed.”

She’s a little OCD about her private parts, this woman needs help.