Justin Bieber Named His Penis; Talks About Its Size

Welcome to today’s “Too Much Information” portion of the website about teen singer Justin Bieber. Did his fans and non-fans really need to know about the size of his junk? Apparently, he must’ve thought so because he’s been blathering on about his member.

I guess the Biebz isn’t shy about talking about his man junk. First, he was on Twitter talking about “Jerry”, which we later learned was the name of his smaller Bieber. He said, “Yep! The fans named my penis ‘Jerry’, which is funny.”

In case you’re wondering why the name “Jerry”? He explained it saying, “Um, Jerry was actually the largest man”, in which he’s referring to Jerry Sokoloski, a 7’5″ 450 basketball player.

TMI from Justin Bieber? We’re sure that Selena Gomez doesn’t mind, but he’s still barely legal — so it still feels creepy to hear about Justin’s junk AKA “Jerry”.

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