Jude Law Pelts Students With Oranges

Jude Law does not like to be photographed when he’s out on his balcony. Maybe he’s afraid of someone photographing his junk again?

A group of New York students snapped some pictures of the actor exercising on his balcony, so they suffered the wrath of Jude. He began throwing oranges at them! That’s no way to treat your fans!

NYU freshman Priya Vij said that they got excited when discovering Jude had moved next door to their dorm. She said, “There is pretty much chaos on every floor when he comes out. We have the best view on the floor. It is exciting to have a celebrity living right next to you. He is really attractive. He’s rugged and scruffy.”

Another studen, Neha Najeeb, said, “He noticed we were there and we started waving at him. Then he went inside and came back with two oranges. He threw them at our window, but he missed. Another time….he hit the windows, there was orange pulp on the glass for a week – and then he went back to working out. Now we don’t like Jude Law anymore.”

I guess that served his purpose. Now he doesn’t have some crazy fangirls staring him down when he goes out to the balcony to work out. But seriously, how many people do you know that work out on a balcony? He’s a celebrity and that’s just asking for trouble.