Jon & Kate Gosselin’s Children Don’t Believe In Santa Claus

It’s just been revealed that Jon and Kate Gosselin’s “Plus 8″ no longer believe in Santa Claus. Oh noes, call Child Protective Services, it’s the end of the world!

The twins, Mady and Cara and nine-years-old and the sextuplets are all five. Someone let it slip to the twins and they ran their mouths to the smaller children. It happens all the time.

A source said, “They don’t believe in Santa Claus. Mady and Cara ruined it for the sextuplets and told them a few years ago that Santa wasn’t real, and that their presents come from Mommy and Daddy.”

The sextuplets have even gone on to ruin it for other kids. The source added, “The sextuplets are the ones at school who tell the other kids there’s no Santa Claus.”

I told my son the truth when he asked, because they’re going to find out one way or another. Oh well, it’s not like Christmas is ruined for him, he still gets presents.