Jon & Kate Gosselin Are Officially Divorced

Jon and Kate Gosselin’s marriage is officially over. They former couple went before a judge today, who signed off on their divorce, after being married for a long ten years.

According to sources, Jon is stuck paying a five-figure child support payment per month, but since TLC has given him the cold shoulder, he’s not able to take any other jobs. What a pickle we find ourselves in, hmmm?

Jon was also ordered to repay the $235,000 that he withdrew from their joint bank account. Kate has said that she will reside in the marital home with their eight children. She said, “I am very relieved that our divorce has been finalized, and I look forward to the New Year, focusing on our children and restructuring our lives.”

What she means is that she looks forward to trying to get her mug back on TV to annoy us even further.