Former reality star Jon Gosselin is flat busted! Perhaps he should take out an OctoLoan?!? Ha, I couldn’t resist that little joke at all.
Jon says that his money has dwindled down so much that he might get his broke butt tossed in jail for failure to pay his child support. I guess supporting eight children is really tough on the wallet?
In a new interview, he said, “I can’t afford to pay my rent and the domestic relations staff tell me they will put me in jail unless I pay child support. I am a single father who’s trying to make ends meet during a recession. What do I do – pay child support or rent? I need to support my kids, but I could lose my house, and I need my home to continue to have custody.”
He added, “I decided to take the high road and quit reality television and now look, I’m going to end up in jail because I can’t afford to pay child support to Kate who has plenty of money. I’m doing the best I can, but life is so expensive with eight kids!”
How does Jon get himself out of this pickle? Perhaps if time travel gets invented, he can go back and tell his younger self to stay away from Kate and her porcupine head?