John Mayer Wants To Sex Up More Women

John Mayer

John Mayer must think he’s got some game!

The singer recently proclaimed that he should be having sex with more girls. He has already added several celebrity notches in his ladies’ man belt, but he’s not done.

He said that he is tired of being called a womanizer because it starts to make him feel guilty about dating women. He said, “I should be having sex with more girls. It’s crazy to me that in my head being 32 and dating women is going to get me into trouble.”

He also said that he doesn’t date more women because his love life is under a microscope by the press. He added, “I can’t even explain to you how terrible that feels, that I equate dating a woman with punishment, shame, disappointment, reproach, reprimand, persecution. It’s a nightmare.”

Maybe that’s why he’s bagging chicks like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston. Surely they’re used to the media invasion. Either that or they’re hard up for some lovin’. Speaking of which, hey John, both of them are still available! I’m sure you could give some holiday sexin’ to Jen or Jess this season, without scrutiny. (Not much, anyways).

But secretly, I think he loves the attention that dating gives him. I hardly believe that he’s feeling bad over any public shame that girls who date him face.

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