John Mayer tried setting his sights on The Hunger Games actress Jennifer Lawrence. Who knew?!?
John tried wooing Jennifer by dressing up as Friar Tuck as they went with a group of friends to Medieval Times in Los Angeles over the weekend. A source said, “It was almost like she was a little nervous being around him. She kept giggling and covering her mouth. It was cute. And John was eyeing up Jennifer like he was a dog and she was a juicy pork chop! When he lays on the charm he lays it on real thick!”
Fortunately for Jennifer, she has a boyfriend and John is a complete douche, so that narrowed his chances by 99.9 percent. The source went on to say, “He’s really well read so he kept using his knowledge of the medieval era to make puns and crack everyone up. He was even putting on an English accent at times and ordering ‘beer-eth’. Jennifer thought he was a riot. It was like a freshman having a crush on the captain of the football team.”
As long as Jennifer stays away from the douche, we should have no problem. Am I right?