John Mayer has been left humiliated after hearing ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift’s latest song, Dear John. Anyone with a pulse cannot be surprised that she actually wrote a song about her time with him. She’s a revenge songwriter, so when they called it quits, she decided it was fodder for her new album.
The song contains the lyrics, “I can see it all now that you’re gone / Don’t you think I was too young / To be messed with / The girl in the dress / Cried the whole way home / I should’ve known.”
He told Rolling Stone that he felt blindsided by the song and had no idea that she felt the way she did. He said that he was “really caught off-guard, and it really humiliated me at a time when I’d already been dressed down. I mean, how would you feel if, at the lowest you’ve ever been, someone kicked you even lower?”
He went on to say, “I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullsh*t.”
Her music sucks anyways, so there’s a chance that part of the population won’t hear about his douchebaggery through her songs.