Jerry Lewis Wants To Smack Lindsay Lohan In The Face

Jerry Lewis is a crazy, crazy old man, but he’s got values that even I can get behind. From what I’ve seen, he really, really dislikes Lindsay Lohan…So much, that if he sees her, he says he’d hit her.

In a new interview with Inside Edition, Jerry said, “I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman! I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else’. WHACK! And then, if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her and then put her in rehab and that’s it.”

Sounds like exactly what the doctor ordered! [Editor's Note: Snarkerati does not condone violence against women or taking the words of an elderly crazy man as fact.]

And he doesn’t suffer other Hollywood fools, either. He said, “It has nothing to do with money and fame, it has to do that they have the intelligence of a box of rocks. A bag of snails will give you better answers than those people. I think a great deal of it is ignorance and crying for something other than love.”