Jason Alexander recently told the press that Casey Aldridge did the best thing he could for himself by knocking up Britney’s little sister, Jamie Lynn Spears:
“First thing I thought when I heard about Jamie Lynn was at least that boy got her pregnant so they couldn’t tell him what to do like they did me,” the Louisiana native said yesterday outside his Kentwood home.
“He’s got a little more leeway — more rope to pull with. All I had was a signed marriage license.”
He went on to say that the Spears marketing machine probably has Casey Aldridge on lockdown like they did to him when he married Britney for their 55 hour marriage.
Casey Aldridge is a Louisiana pipelayer (ahem) and has been laying low since the news broke. I want to know what he thinks of the reports flying around that Jamie Lynn didn’t have a steady boyfriend. The Spears machine probably said, “She does now, he’s it. End of story.”
In other news, Jason Alexander is freakin’ hot! What was Britney thinking for ditching him and going with K-Fed, the loser???