This is the funniest thing I’ve read in quite some time and I read a lot! James Franco was presented with the offer of hooking up with Lindsay Lohan, but he was all like, “No thanks, I’ll pass!”
Could you even imagine?!? Poor Lindsay was all like, “Hey baby, wanna do it?” And James was like, “NO I DO NOT!”
On March 25th, James talked to Howard Stern about the whole thing and he played the perfect gentleman. But of course, we can all read between the lines, right?
Howard asked, “You turned down sex with Lindsay Lohan, didn’t you? Back then when she was lot hotter?”
James said, “Oh, gosh. Poor Lindsay. I haven’t talked to her in a while…we were friends.”
He went on to say that he met Lindsay through some friends while he was staying at her favorite hot spot, the Chateau Marmont. He said, “My house in L.A. was being redone, so I did this thing where i just stayed at the hotel, and she had been living there for a couple years.”
Howard then pressed, “And you turned her down sexually?” James responded, “I mean, I don’t want to brag about it. I don’t know how that got out.”
He added that she was “having issues even then, so you feel weird. Honestly, she was a friend. I’ve met a lot of people that are troubled and sometimes you don’t want to do that.”
Can you really blame the guy? He didn’t want any part of the firecrotch.