Heidi Montag wants to make sure that people on this planet will not forget about her. And, to be honest, we had just about erased all of the images of this broad and her famewhore husband eating tacos together for the photo opp. But now, apparently Speidi needs money, so Robo-Heidi must dance for dollars.
According to reports, the former reality TV star will be appearing at the Crazy Horse III on October 19th for the whopping sum of $25,000. That’s about $24,999 more than she’s worth, so she should count herself lucky.
Unfortunately for you sad people out there who were hoping that Heidi would shed all of her clothes for her strip club debut, you’re out of luck. She said in a press release, “I am so excited to host Crazy Horse III’s third anniversary celebration. I’m ready to party!”
Her idiot husband will also be there. I think they would make more money if they were to hold a pie tossing contest at these idiots’ faces, but that’s just me.
Of the plans to host the party, Spencer said, “We had to take a weekend off of studying for some lap dances. Heidi loves learning hot moves from the pros! It’s true the dancers at Crazy Horse III have some of the best moves in the world and Heidi wants to get some private lessons!”
Ugh. This world just isn’t right.