Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt got married in Mexico!

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have gotten married in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on November 20th.

The details of the nuptials are few and far between, but you know they pimped out the entire ceremony to Us Weekly for an undisclosed sum.

Heidi says, “The minute we said our vows, I couldn’t stop crying.” I’d be crying, too, Heidi.

Spencer reportedly had three minutes to write his vows, but it all came together. He told her, “Heidi, from the moment you came into my life, I knew my life would never be the same without you. You are the light in my life like the sun to the earth! Your loving warmth makes me want to be a better person. Being with you, I feel complete. I’m honored to even be able to call you my wife. You are the most amazing, loving and caring woman on this planet. I will love you forever and always.”

Heidi even revealed that the ceremony was so secret that she didn’t didn’t tell her mom due to the drama that would be caused. She added, “I called her right before the ceremony, sort of hinted that something that happened, but her reaction was to ask me if we were breaking up! I told her it might be something else, and she said, ‘Well, if you ever plan on getting married just know that your stepdad is really upset that you want your father to walk you down the aisle.’ She was starting so much drama, it kind of pushed me toward wanting to get married without that. I don’t know when I’ll tell her.”

Well, she knows now! Congratulations to the famewhore paparazzi loving douchebags happy couple!