Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt Are Still Stupid

By Misty Uncategorized

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly still in London, because apparently there are people there that think these two nitwits are celebrities. It’s too funny, really.

When Heidi and Spencer’s fame dropped to nearly nothing over here in the States, it was said that they were just about broke. We couldn’t have been more delighted, considering all of the stupid photo ops that they were doing together to make a quick buck.

According to the latest gossip, the duo frittered away $10 million on stupid crap because they thought the world was going to end in 2012. Seriously, you can’t make this stuff up.

In a recent interview, Spencer said, “We made and spent at least ten million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, we have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits. Here’s some advice, definitely do not spend your money thinking asteroids are coming. But the world didn’t end.”

He added, “I would give my friends $15,000 for their birthday. Just cash. I would buy people cars. Every valet I met got a couple hundred pounds tip. I would pay people $200 just to open doors for us.”

So glad that they were stupid enough to throw money away like that. It helped with the quickness that they needed to fade away. Please do so again, nitwits, you are not wanted on this planet. They are too dumb to breathe.

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