This news just gets more and more exciting by the day. First it was said that Heidi Montag left her douchey husband Spencer Pratt, then it was said that she might be knocked up by that idiot. Now, it’s coming forth that these two morons have practically bankrupted their idiot selves. I love it!
Speidi has reportedly spent more money than they’ve earned and it’s mostly on dumb crap. Did you really think they invested in the stock market?
Heidi tossed down $100,000 on shoes and purses, owning at least six Hermes handbags and tons of pairs of shoes. She also gave $30,000 to her mom for her mortgage so she wouldn’t lose her house. We actually commend Heidi for that, it was very generous of her.
The duo spent $2 million on her craptastic music career and said that they would totally make that back in the first week. It’s too funny, really, that they sunk so much cash into that and lost out. They’ve also reportedly spent $500,000 on cars, which include Porsche, a Rolls Royce and a vintage Camaro. Then, Spencer’s stupid butt spent half a million on crystals. And if that wasn’t bad enough, they also spent $400,000 on ex-Marines for protection.
Dumb! So they’re faking all of this BS just for the tabloid cash. What’s next? Illness? I don’t want to give them any ideas, though….not unless they’re true, of course.