Gerard Butler Jokes About Trimming Jennifer Aniston’s Bush

Gerard Butler is so full of lulz that I just had to post this. In a new interview, he said jokingly that he trimmed Jennifer Aniston’s bush. God I just want to pinch his cheeks. After seeing P.S. I Love You for the first time last night (I’m so out of date on my movies), that I have to say I’ve found a new appreciation for Gerry.

He said, “Over Christmas, Jennifer had a tree-trimming party that I went to. Yeah, I trimmed her bush.” Afterward, he quickly said, “Sh*t. Please don’t put that in.”

It’s like he coyly just realized that there was some tinge of sexual innuendo involved after the fact.

Gerry also revealed that he’s not big into relationships and all of that hoopla. He said, “I think I get laid less now than I used to, because I’m way more paranoid now - look at f**king Tiger Woods! I mean, I’m nowhere near as naughty as I used to be, partly because I did a lot of that when I was drinking. I’m not saying I’ve cut that part out. I’m certainly no angel. There’s no smoke without fire. But, here’s the thing: while they’re accusing me of that, I’ve probably been off somewhere else doing damage with someone else. I’m pretty smart like that. I know how to get away with these things.”

He can come cause some damage over here. Call me Gerry.