George Clooney Blasts Stacy Keibler Split Reports

George Clooney would split from a chick the millisecond she utters the words “baby” or “marriage”, as evidenced by how quickly he turned Elisabetta Canalis loose. Just recently, The Sun reported that George had decided to split from Stacy Keibler.
The only problem was that the story wasn’t rooted in any kind of truth at all. Trust us, if George was single again, we’d be forming a line of ladies a mile long to get with that. Trashy VIP cocktail waitresses would be right at the front of the line. Still, George and Stacy are still together, so we wait.

The Sun’s source said, “She said George wants to be on his own again and has no intention of getting married. Stacy hoped they would be together long-term. It was a big breakthrough to spend time with his parents. But over the last few weeks George has pulled away from her.”

George’s rep said, “A story published by a London tabloid, The Sun, concerning George Clooney and Stacy Keibler is not true. Total fabrication designed to sell newspapers.”

It’s going to happen, we’re sure…but we just have to wait ladies.

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