Fan Threatens To Murder Cat For Dinner If Miley Cyrus Doesn’t Return To Twitter

This story is so bizarre. A young male fan of Miley Cyrus’ has threatened to kill his cat, Fuzzy, and eat it for dinner if the teen queen does not return to Twitter.

Miley has until the deadline of November 16th and will only extend the deadline on Fuzzy’s days if the topic starts trending on Twitter. Talk about someone needing some meds, this is just plain crazy!

The unnamed kid (we’re looking at you Mark McLeod) said this:

The other day I asked myself: ‘What can I do to bring Miley back to Twitter?’ Fan video? Petitions? Letters? That never works. Heck, Miley even made her own video about never wanting to use Twitter again. Then I looked at my cat, Fuzzy, and I realized, maybe Fuzzy can help. Fuzzy can make the ultimate sacrifice for this cause. It was very difficult for me, you see, as I sincerely love Fuzzy. But my mind is made up. I could always get another cat, but nothing can replace Miley’s tweets for me!”

Check out the website for some fine recipes for cat! (I only wish I were making that up.) I think, personally, Fuzzy’s a goner. Miley doesn’t want to tweet now, she’s moved on and doesn’t want her every tweet turned into some scandalous story.