Corey Haim didn’t want to have sex with Victoria Beckham

Corey Haim

I bet if Corey Haim had a crystal ball back in his Lost Boys days, he’d be eating his words right about now. According to Victoria Beckham, Corey never wanted to have sex with her.

He first said that he didn’t like kissing Posh because she had “this thing” that she does with her lips.

Now mind you, this all happened before the Spice Girls blew up and before Victoria looked like a too-tan fembot.

Vicky says, “We didn’t have sex or anything. In actual fact, he didn’t seem to want to try. The most we did was kiss. Looking back it’s hard to work out whether I really fancied him or if I was just a bit of a sad fan” she added.

I’m going to have to go with sad fan for $200, Alex. She’s probably thanking herself a million times over for not banging that guy. He was cute back in the day and all, but dude’s got methface now and he looks like he’s half dead.

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