Chris Brown Knows We All Want Him In Jail

Chris Brown is desperately trying to one-up Rihanna, and guess what pal, it’s just not going to happen. Rihanna is basically giving her tell-all to 20/20 this Friday, and coincidentally, Chris is also scheduled to sit down with MTV, the same day.

Talk about trying to steal someone’s thunder!

In a snippet from his interview, he says, “(My fans) love me and support me. (But the public) don’t want to see me do anything… they wanna see me kind of, basically in jail.”

He totally has us figured out. This fool deserves to be in jail. Him not serving any time over this incident just says that celebrities can get away with just about anything. If your star is brightly lit, then you can beat up your girlfriend almost to the point where she’s unrecognizable. Such a douche. He fails at life.