Charlie Sheen was at the Staples Center yesterday when he went off on a female security guard there. He stepped outside for a smoke break, but was denied when he tried to get back in. So instead of trying to be nice, he went off on the security guard. He sounds to us like it’s some big advertisement for his new show Anger Management, but that’s just our guess.
After being denied re-entrance, Charlie yelled at the guard, saying, “You know what? F**king blow my balls, alright, you f**king asshole.”
His pals tried to steer him away from the camera, but he said, “Have common sense and common courtesy gone in society? That was what I was trying to impress upon her.”
Afterward he said, “Bad juju. Clash of the silly. Go Thunder!”
On his way inside the venue was even funnier. A fan yelled to him, asking, “You ever done bath salts?” He responded, “Would you ask that at a f**king dinner party you moron, go f**k yourself.”
Another fan yelled to him, “Charlie, f**k all the hos tonight”, to which he responded, “I thought your mother and sister weren’t available.”
Is Charlie back on drugs? The fans should’ve asked him if he’s still a warlock rockstar from Mars.