Charles Barkley was popped on the night of the 30th for DUI in Arizona. When he was pulled over, he told the police that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to get some oral sex.
Best excuse ever. Think the cops have heard that one before?
According to the officer who wrote up the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job.’ He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ on week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”
Charles also offered to tattoo the name of the arresting officer on his butt if they got him out of the DUI mess. He obviously drunk, said, “I’ll tattoo my name on your ass” if he helped “get him out of the DUI.” The report says, “He laughed and then quickly corrected himself and said, “I’ll tattoo your name on my ass’ and then laughed again.”
I hope the DUI was worth the “best bj ever”, because now he has to pay for it. Was it that good, Charles? Hopefully he still got what he was after when he was released. Or maybe she gave it to him for free this time? I keed, I keed.