Tila Tequila

Tila Tequila Attempted Suicide; Is Entering Rehab

Just recently, we reported that Tila Tequila was hospitalized over a brain aneurism and an overdose. Well, as it turns out, she was trying to overdose on purpose — in an attempt to take her own life! Now, Tila has agreed to check herself into rehab after downing a bunch of pills in her suicide...
By Misty Share

Tila Tequila Hospitalized After Suffering Brain Aneurism

Tila Tequila has been laying low and keeping keeping a low profile lately, but we’ve learned some rather unfortunate news regarding the former reality star. Tila was hospitalized for a week after suffering a brain aneurism which almost claimed her life. She was released from the hospital on Monday, but not before she dropped from...
By Misty Share

Tila Tequila Acquires The Rights To Her Sex Tape

I’m not a fan of giving Tila Tequila any press, but it’s an opportunity to poke even more fun at her, so here we go. In case you weren’t aware, Tila made a sex tape with her ex-boyfriend. He apparently had the rights to the tape, but she has gotten them back so that she...
By Roberta Share

Tila Tequila Sex Tape Restraining Order Denied

Somewhere out in the world, there are two Tila Tequila sex tapes floating around. One features her with another girl, while the other is some vanilla action. At the time the sex tape rumors started, Tila said, “If anyone out there is trying to leak a private and personal sex tape of me that was...
By Roberta Share

Tila Tequila Tried To Kill Herself

You see, this is what happens when I go on vacation….Tila Tequila tries to off herself and I totally missed it. Sad, sad! She has already signed up for Dr. Drew’s Celebrity Rehab because she said she has an addiction to Ambien, but now I’m hearing that she wanted to end it all. And no...

Tila Tequila Likes To Snort Ambien

Tila Tequila has a reason for being on the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab and it doesn’t help that she’s a relentless famewhore. Her reasoning behind the television appearance is that she wants to infect your television sets with her disease she has an addiction to snorting Ambien. According to a friend of Tila’s (probably...
By Roberta Share

Tila Tequila Is Going To ‘Celebrity Rehab’

It’s a terrible shame that Dr. Drew’s show, Celebrity Rehab, isn’t actually going to contain any real celebrities. After the show tried to sign Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, among others, they have settled for the Z-list celeb, Tila Tequila. It’s a shame that Tila’s only real exclusive to her “Tila army” is news about...
By Roberta Share

Tila Tequila Grieves The Loss Of Casey Johnson, Nearly Topless (Slightly NSFW)

Tila Tequila is still in mourning over the loss of her “wifey” Casey Johnson, can’t you tell? This is the celebrity blogger that plans on putting us all out of work, who just appeared on the red carpet to promote the launch of her debut album. She wore this awful leather strappy bird-like thing on...
By Roberta Share

Tila Tequila Launches Official Blog, Attacks Everyone

Tila Tequila has finally launched her new “fabulous celebrity blog”, in which she plans on taking us all down, Perez Hilton and Michael K at DListed included. Prior to celebrity blogging, Tila claimed that she would be using her own sources and posting fresh news. Instead, after checking out her site on launch day, I...
By Roberta Share

Tila Tequila Grocery Shops In Lingerie

This little media midget will do anything, and I mean anything, for a headline. Tila Tequila was recently “spotted” (as if that occurred accidentally) at a Ralph’s grocery store wearing this black lingerie number. This skank also picked stuff up off of the shelves and placed the items on the floor, just so she could...
By Roberta Share

Tila Tequila Miscarries Her Fake Baby

Like who didn’t see this one coming a mile away. Apparently after falling over and denting her head recently, Tila Tequila has also suffered from a miscarriage. Oh noes. Now this wouldn’t be the least bit funny if she were actually pregnant in the first place. For the record, this is not to poke fun...
By Roberta Share

Did Tila Tequila Have A Miscarriage?

The famewhore of the year has just found another way to famewhore it up. Tila Tequila, while seemingly engaged to Casey Johnson, somehow found the time, in between going on about her “wifey”, to get knocked up, or so she says. Just recently, Tila fell down in her home and said that she might have...
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Casey Johnson Died From Diabetes & Neglect

Johnson and Johnson heiress Casey Johnson passed away from diabetes, it has been reported. She struggled with the disease, but in the end, didn’t take the necessary shots of insulin or her medications to sustain her life. So, basically, she died from neglecting herself. The L.A. County Coroner announced today that her death was caused...
By Roberta Share

Tila Tequila Is Pregnant

Media midget Tila Tequila is pregnant this time, according to her. Whether or not it’s for real this time remains to be seen, but she’s saying that she had to cancel her appearance at Millions Of Milkshakes due to her impending baby. We know that she didn’t cancel the appearance, people probably called in to...
By Roberta Share

Tila Tequila Tweets That She’s A Messenger From God

If your former enemies are tweeting that they want to call an ambulance for you, then you know you’ve got a serious problem. Yesterday, famewhore Tila Tequila tweeted all of this to let us know her real purpose on this planet: She’s an angel sent from God: This is the end of the end. Don’t...
By Roberta Share