Snooki

Snooki’s Dangerous Pregnancy!

Snooki and all of the rest of those Jersey Shore rats are known for being total alcoholics, so when the news broke that Snooki is pregnant, we were kind of surprised. Now, we’ve learned that she is a bit worried about the fetus growing inside of her. Why? Because it already wants mass quantities of...
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Snooki Confirms Engagement & Pregnancy (Photo)

Jersey Shore starlet Snooki is confirming her pregnancy and engagement on the latest cover of Us Weekly. This just goes to prove the rumors true that she was holding out for a magazine cover in order to spill the beans. Despite all of that, she had already been telling friends about her pregnancy AND has...
By Misty Share

Snooki Is Pregnant By Jionni LaValle!

As it turns out, Jersey Shore star Snooki IS pregnant! Earlier this month, she went on the Opie & Anthony Show where she was confronted by a photographer who asked her if she’s expecting her first baby. In response, she gave a flat-out “NO!” But — she was lying! Reality stars lying? Say it isn’t...
By Misty Share

Snooki & Jionni LaValle To Get Married?

Jersey Shore starlet Snooki says that she’s ready to settle down with her current boyfriend, Jionni LaValle. All he needs to do is pop the question! So she’s not pregnant, but it looks like a wedding is in the cards for the reality television actress — if he’s willing. In a new interview, she said,...
By Misty Share

Snooki Denies Pregnancy Rumors

Jersey Shore star Snooki is denying rumors that she’s pregnant, after RadarOnline said she was knocked up. Radar’s source said, “She is pregnant and has only told her closest friends and family.” Snooki is calling BS on the reports and said that not only is she not pregnant, but she’s upset that she’s being called...
By Misty Share

Snooki Tries Out New Look! No Makeup!

Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is trying out a new look for a new year. She posted a TwitPic of herself stripped of makeup, spray tan, and she is even boasting a straight hair do. People Magazine: The pint-size Jersey Shore starlet, who wrote, “No make up day and IDC [I don't care] ” earned...
By Misty Share

Snooki Endorses Weight Loss With Zantrex-3

Reality star Snooki has lost a lot of weight this year, but instead of working out, she attributes her weight loss to diet pills. Snooki took to her Twitter page to say, “Glad to hear reports that say I look good =) but it’s not because of HCG! Thanks @Zantrex!” Apparently, she’s their new spokesperson,...
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Snooki Dances With A Plant (Photo)

We’re still trying to figure out why this Snooki broad is famous. Yes, she’s on television, but it’s mostly because she likes to get drunk and apparently dance with plants. If this is what entertains people, then I’m seriously weeping for the future of the human race. On Saturday, the queen midget hit up a...
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Snooki Involved In Car Accident With Cop Car In Italy

Snooki and the rest of the Jersey Shore crew have packed up their tanning lotion for Florence, Italy. They’re there to tape the fourth season of the show. And they’re already causing trouble. Who would’ve thunk it? Pickle lover Snooki was taken into custody earlier today after crashing into a police car. She was driving...

Jersey Shore Cast Gets $100,000 Per Episode Raise

It looks like the cast of Jersey Shore has about 100,000 more reasons to smile these days. After negotiating their contracts, Snooki, JWoww, The Situation and crew have walked away with $100,000 more per episode. Wow. Really?!?? So they’re basically getting paid to fight, get drunk and have sex on television?!?? This makes me weep...
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Snooki Wants To Be Like Jessica Simpson

Snooki appears on the latest cover of Rolling Stone magazine, proving that they really are all out of ideas. In the magazine, she talks about how she wants to be just like her idol, Jessica Simpson! If she means being famous and not having any real discernible talent, then she’s already there. But no, she’s...
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Snooki’s Book Is On The NY Times Best Seller List?

If this is true and Snooki’s book, A Shore Thing, is really on the NY Times best seller’s list then I am a monkey. Seriously. I’ll start chomping on bananas and head to the zoo. That’s how improbable this whole idea sounds to me. I am seriously considering vomiting words on paper and calling it...
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Snooki’s Book, A Shore Thing, Is Plain Stupid

In case you hadn’t heard, Jersey Shore starlet Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi wrote a book, titled, A Shore Thing. Trust that none of us were seeking any literary masterpiece upon hearing that she penned a novel, but this is just amazingly awful. She talks about guidos, getting drunk and dancing until she couldn’t feel her legs....

Snooki Is A Hamster In A Ball For New Year’s Eve

Television midget Snooki obviously didn’t get enough love as a child, because here she is attention whoring for the cameras…as always! The reality TV munchkin was originally planning on getting dropped for the countdown tonight, but was subsequently banned from Times Square. So MTV had to take their fake bake parade to the Jersey shore...
By Roberta Share

Snooki’s 23rd Birthday Party Sponsored By LifeStyles Condoms

Snooki is so classy, so don’t be surprised to hear that she thought it was a beautiful idea for LifeStyles condoms to sponsor her 23rd birthday party. On Saturday night, the pint-sized star plans on throwing her own birthday party at Pacha night club and has plans to have the condom conglomerate foot some of...
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