Paris Hilton

Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981) is an American celebutante, businesswoman, singer, model, actress, author, and television personality.
Paris Hilton’s best-known acting work is in the television series The Simple Life with her friend Nicole Richie. She has also appeared in several minor film roles, most notably in the horror film House of Wax in 2005. In 2006, she released her self-titled debut album Paris. As a result of several legal incidents, Hilton served a widely publicized sentence in a correctional institution in 2007.
Born in New York City, New York, Hilton is the oldest of four children of Richard and Kathy Hilton. Paris has a younger sister, Nicky, and younger brothers Barron Nicholas Hilton and Conrad Hughes Hilton.
In a few years, people will be saying “Paris who?!?” when you mention Paris Hilton’s name — and she knows it. She has almost fallen completely off of the radar in favor of the Kardashian famewhores, but no one has informed her. During an appearance on an Australian television show, Paris was asked about what...
Jon Hamm Blasts Kim Kardashian & Paris Hilton
Mad Men actor Jon Hamm has laid the verbal smackdown on the likes of Paris Hilton and her protege Kim Kardashian. Apparently, he’s just now realizing that they’re making stupidity fashionable. I love this man, seriously. Jon please marry me now. He says that he is dismayed at the dumbing down of celebrity culture in...
Paris Hilton’s New Song, Drunk Text Leaks Online
In case you weren’t aware of how much of a vapid twit Paris Hilton is, her new video for Drunk Text has leaked online. Before she could have her attorneys swoop in for the copies to be pulled, we saw that atrocity — and it’s not pretty AT ALL. It’s the biggest LULZworthy song since...
Paris Jackson Talks About Wearing A Mask As A Child
When Paris Jackson was younger, her father Michael used to make her and her brothers wear masks out in the public. He did that to protect their privacy and to tell the media that his children are off limits. Now, Paris is appearing on the Ellen DeGeneres Show to talk about the practice. When asked...
Paris Hilton Is A Crappy Neighbor
Paris Hilton has become known for her epic partying, but now she’s being known for being a crappy neighbor! Paris currently lives at the Mulholland Estates and her neighbors there are furious that she threw her Christmas party in the middle of the week and are hoping that she vacates the premises ASAP! An insider...
Paris Hilton Brought The Wonkeye To Germany
Paris Hilton is obviously still struggling for relevancy, because here she is, in Germany, with her massive wonkeye. The Wonk attended the premiere of the Dirty Dancing musical. See, she’s relevant because she can hold a balloon that says “Baby”. Behind her, you can see the “Johnny” balloons, as well. What baffles me is why...
Paris Hilton Passes Out Money In India
Can you say “photo op?” At least that’s what it looked like when Paris Hilton was in Mumbai earlier today. She rolled down the window of her car to give a poor woman and her baby a hundred dollar bill. I can’t say that it wasn’t a nice gesture, because it was. But, there’s something...
Paris Hilton’s Coke Case Is Closed
A year ago today, Paris Hilton pleaded guilty to cocaine possession after getting her stupid butt arrested in Las Vegas with her then-boyfriend Cy Waits. He got a DUI and she was frisked where she revealed that she was holding some coke in a hotel bathroom. Hey, all of the money in the world can’t...
Paris Hilton Wants To Be A House Music DJ
Because this twit hasn’t conquered enough realms of the planet, Paris Hilton wants to be a house music DJ. Okay… What we’re really wondering is since she’s got so much money to burn, why doesn’t she just shut up and go away already? What exactly is she trying to prove? That with enough disposable cash...
Paris Hilton’s 15 Minutes Are Officially Over
Not only are those Kardashian twits crushing their way across Paris Hilton’s turf/empire as a reality star, mogul and whatever else she does, apparently there’s a British socialite named Tamara Ecclestone that’s gearing up to take over the U.S.! But before Paris has an epic hissy fit, you should know that she and Tamara are...
Paris Hilton’s Reality Show Has Been Cancelled!
Following the wake in cancellations of Kate Plus 8, L.A. Ink and Lopez Tonight, comes a cancellation of famewhore proportions. In case you hadn’t heard, Paris Hilton’s craptastic reality show, The World According To Paris, has been given the boot by Oxygen! We’re still wondering how it survived to stay on the air for an...
Paris Hilton Moves Into Real Estate
After conquering the sex tape market, along with the reality television, hair extensions, fragrance and other markets, Paris Hilton is moving into real estate. Color us shocked! Paris is venturing off to the Philippines to launch a new property venture with a company called Century Properties. They plan on unveiling the joint commercial project on...
Lindsay Lohan Is Partying With Paris Hilton Again
No, you didn’t read the title of this article wrong. Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have joined forces to party it up like there’s no tomorrow. If you’re checking your calendar, you’d be relieved to find that it’s not really 2006. But we do think that Paris has some nefarious plan to get Lindsay to...
Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Are Best Friends Again?
It looks like Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are best friends again! And no, it’s not 2004 all over again. Paris must be grasping at straws after her reality show bombed, so she may be looking to Lindsay for a way back into the spotlight. Paris even badgered Lindsay on her show, but later apologized...
Is Paris Hilton Pregnant?
Say it isn’t so! Heiress Paris Hilton might just be pregnant! Paris showed up for Extra, alongside host Mario Lopez, in a tight pink dress. She was looking a little pudgy, giving way to speculation that she’s knocked up. Or maybe, she’s just faking it for the media attention? She could also have just eaten...