Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton Smokes Pot On A Yacht

Mischa Barton is on a gigantic yacht, puffing away her last brain cells, toking a joint. Yes, she’s getting high…and it’s not like she had that many brain cells to start with, right? That is especially evident in those hippie-like outfits she continues to wear. It’s not really a surprise to see Mischa puffing up...
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Brandon Davis Calls Mischa Barton Fat

Here’s another tool that I wouldn’t let near me with a ten-foot pole. Brandon Davis, the oil heir-head, attacked Mischa Barton on Twitter yesterday. Sure, it was over those nasty looking pee yellow mom jeans and they weren’t flattering whatsoever. But, still, she’s not ugly and she’s not the size of Texas. But if you...

Mischa Barton’s Credit Cards Get Declined

Poor Mischa Barton. And when I say poor, I mean poor. She was at a Whole Foods om Monday, munching away at the food that she was about to purchase, when she gets in line to pay. Mischa forks over credit card number one, and the cashier politely says, your card has been declined. Mischa...
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Mischa Barton Fires Her Sober Coach?

Mischa Barton really likes the booze, or maybe it just likes her? Apparently she has fired her “sober coach”, I think he probably just quit, after figuring out that she’s a lost cause. According to Page Six, she was given the chaperone to control her crazy butt while working on “The Beautiful Life” and now...
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Mischa Barton Has Just Realized She’s An Embarrassment

I don’t know why it took Mischa Barton so long to realize that she’s an embarrassment. Mischa says that she’s still single and it’s all because she’s an embarrassment to have around with her clumsy habits. She says that she can understand that being the reason that she is still single. She’s a clumsy mess...
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Mischa Barton Claims 5150 Hold Could Happen To Anyone

I’m sure you would believe that a 5150 hold could happen to anyone. Just look at Britney Spears, Mischa Barton, and David Hasselhoff. Imagine that, being in a hospital and then ending up in a 72 hour psychiatric hold. I’ve so had that happen to me before, haven’t you?!?? She was carted off to the...
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Mischa Barton Says Television Is Not For Her

It seems like Mischa Barton wants us all to think that getting out of television was her decision. Sure it was. And I’m the Queen of England. She was cast as part of Ashton Kutcher’s new show “The Beautiful Life”, but the show was panned as a flop and subsequently canceled. Now, Mischa says that...
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Mischa Barton Told To Lose Weight For ‘The Beautiful Life’

In sexist Hollywood, the men are basically running the show and anything but a size two or zero is considered fat. After just getting out of the hospital and being held on a 5150, Mischa Barton has been instructed to lose weight for her role on “The Beautiful Life”. I mean, sure she plays a...
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Mischa Barton Out-Partied Lindsay Lohan?

I didn’t even think it was possible to be able to out-party the queen of partying until the wee hours of the morning. I mean, if someone can outdo Lindsay Lohan, then they must be Wonder Woman. Mischa Barton used to be one of Lindsay’s party girls and the two would stay out drinking and...
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Mischa Barton Being Held On A 51/50 Hold!

Mischa Barton called the LAPD for some serious medical problem yesterday that resulted in her being escorted to the nearest hospital. Apparently, she was having some sort of problem with her teeth. It was said that she needed the help of the LAPD, not ambulances or paramedics, due to her celebrity status. Now, we’ve just...
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Nicole Richie leaves Joel Madden because he was caught cheating with Mischa Barton?

Nicole Richie has reportedly packed her bags along with the couple’s baby daughter, Harlow Winter, and is headed to her mother’s house. According to Star magazine, she caught Joel Madden with her pal Mischa Barton. I don’t take a whole lot of stock in what Star magazine reports, usually, and this time is no different....
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Mischa Barton & Josh Hartnett the new hot couple?

It’s being reported that Mischa Barton has got herself a shiny new boyfriend: Josh Hartnett. She recently split from her ex-boyfriend Taylor Locke and is testing the waters with Josh. They apparently hooked up at Bungalow 8 nightclub and later shared a cab back to his hotel. She was said to be desperate to impress...
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Mischa Barton is launching her own line of handbags

Mischa Barton was talking about the launch of her handbag collection while she was in London earlier this week. The line of handbags was inspired by vintage finds that Mischa found in her travels and it hits UK stores John Lewis, Debenhams and Fenwicks on July 2nd. I guess if you can’t act, design? It’s...
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Mischa Barton says cellulite photo was doctored

Ummm…yeah right, sure the photo was doctored. Because the paparazzi who took this candid photo of Mischa Barton really had a ton of time to photoshop an image of her. I aint buyin’ it. Not one bit. Her publicist says this, “Those photos are doctored,” Barton’s rep, Lisa Perkins, tells the New York Daily News....
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Mischa Barton accepts a plea deal to avoid jail time

Mischa Barton has accepted a plea deal in her DUI case so that she can avoid any jail time. She is set to plead no contest to DUI at her arraignment on Thursday. Mischa is a first-time offender, so it was unlikely that she’d get jail time anyways. Either that, or it’s because she’s Mischa...
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